I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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