Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
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