i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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