i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
i came on her dog
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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