Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I didn't notice because vodka
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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