But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
