How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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