is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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