He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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