Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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