We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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