Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
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