i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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