Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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