On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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