There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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