I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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