She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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