if i died would you start the facebook group?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
i need some magic done to my vagina
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
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