I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
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