Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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