I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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