why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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