If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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