I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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