Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
When did angry sex become our thing?
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Randomize
