Non-Jews are for practice
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
You're breaking my sexual little heart
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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