yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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