just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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