I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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