I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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