I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Randomize
