bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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