She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
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