i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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