Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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