i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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