he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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