She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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