Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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