But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
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