i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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