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It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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