I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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