if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
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