Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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