Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Randomize
