carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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