She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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