I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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