she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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