Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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