I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
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