i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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