Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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